an open letter

dear woman wearing a white linen miniskirt with the waistband rolled down so it sat really low around your hips barely covering your crack as well as navy blue panties with red polka dots under your sheer, aforementioned white linen skirt,

do i really have to say anything else?



8 responses to “an open letter

  1. lucky you to have gotten to seen such a display! ahhh. fashion sense. Isn’t it just a gift!

  2. should’ve taken a picture for us!

    spread the grossness!

  3. Do you not love polka dots (or, as my daughter says, pokey dots?)


  4. heatherfeather

    jay are – if only _i_ were so gifted… oh wait, i’m thinking of something else…

    crystal – seriously. however i was concerned about the amount of time my jaw was spending on the ground and disinfecting it before i got subway herpes of the eyes to whip out the camera.

    steve – hmmm…depends on the context…

  5. h a i k u g i r l

    That sounds entirely appropriately patriotic for Washington DC. Why you hatin’?

  6. ugh! georgetown?

  7. “fondly”, huh? i guess this is how you describe something when it makes you want to gauge your eyes out.

  8. heatherfeather

    haiku-lady: i gotta do the hatin’ on poor taste patriotism. i just gotta.

    lomester: ha! actually it was on the vermont st. escalator at the mcpherson sq metro

    amischwab: here’s to me hoping i’ve never signed an email to you “fondly,” but rather “adoringly with monkeys oozing out of my pores”

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