i creak when i descend the stairs.
my knee gives out when i stand from a seated position.
i have had the muscles in my back, shoulders, neck, and chest compared to a sheet of steel i’m so tense.
i have a tendon in my left shoulder that repeatedly slips out of place and hurts like crazy when i use my arm because of this. likewise, when my sister puts it back in place, it Really Freakin’ Hurts.
3 of my ribs pop out of their little resting places also because of this.
i need $500 for a spa weekend, please.