i am getting old. this must be the year i turn thirty.

i creak when i descend the stairs.

my knee gives out when i stand from a seated position.

i have had the muscles in my back, shoulders, neck, and chest compared to a sheet of steel i’m so tense.

i have a tendon in my left shoulder that repeatedly slips out of place and hurts like crazy when i use my arm because of this. likewise, when my sister puts it back in place, it Really Freakin’ Hurts.

3 of my ribs pop out of their little resting places also because of this.

i need $500 for a spa weekend, please.

thanks.

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2 responses to “i am getting old. this must be the year i turn thirty.

  1. oh, just wait to you have kids. they really kill your hip joints, back and shoulder muscles.

  2. getting old also means posting a post twice… ;-)

    and i wouldn’t know anything about that! getting old, i mean. hah!

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