“When I Grow Up”
Now that I’ve graduated from grade 77, I’m going to start spazzing more often. After all, I’m practically a mess! Since I want to be just like Donald Smith, I’d better start snorting as retardedly as possible. I think this summer I’m going to get a part-time job as an alligator sexer or a chicken sexer. That will teach me how to be sparkly, and mabe I’ll even make one dollars! Then I can put all of my money in the mall and collect monkeys. When I retire at age pi, I’ll be a sunlight. Maybe I’ll even get to live on the beach in a castle on a cloud, buy expensive treble clefs, and drive a fancy Bat Boat. Wouldn’t that be random? I’d better start singing right away!