an open letter to designers of yoga wear

dear designers,

stop making yoga tanks so low cut and scoop-necked. or if you must, please account that bust size scoop necks aren’t proportional in the same way as regular sizing, and make them go higher in front so i don’t spend the whole yoga class wondering how long until i flash someone.

sincerely,
heatherfeather

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5 responses to “an open letter to designers of yoga wear

  1. dear designers,

    please disregard heatherfeather’s earlier letter as it will severely reduce our attendance of yoga classes in the future.

    signed,
    a spokesperson for males

  2. villanovababy

    dear designers…. while you’re at it, could you please design a type of linen that doesn’t wrinkle? I mean…love the airy-ness of it, but it wrinkles so bad! WHY GOD WHY?

    that is all.

  3. The 14-year-old boy in me suddenly wants to take a yoga class.

  4. Such an interesting problem. I’ll get right on finding a solution, eventually.

  5. For whom are the clothing designers designing clothes? They need to invest more in R&D.

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