stupid dog.

dear ernie,

thanks for waking up at 2:45 am and whining, and roaming around and jumping on me and barking in my face until 6 am.

that didn’t make me want to make and serve up ernie chow mein at ALL.

love,
hf

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4 responses to “stupid dog.

  1. hahahaha.

    I ♥ dogs.

  2. dear heather,

    if you didn’t sleep so deeply you might have notice that all that “whining, and roaming around and jumping on me and barking in my face” was me trying to conduct that impromptu fire drill we talked about last month. remember, YOU may want to sleep through the pad burning down, but those of us without thumbs need a little help getting out into the save and less flaming yard.

    BTW: thanks for the grub.

    licks,
    e

  3. Ernie Chow Mein?

    In Korea, they make Poshintang. But they typically don’t use Ernie, they use stock breed.

  4. dear ernie,

    having lived with you for over six years, you will have noticed that, sadly, i do not sleep deeply at all, and that i wake up every time you move, and when you can tell that i’m even a little bit awake, you think that it is time to get up. in fact if i slept deeply, we wouldn’t be having this issue. so i say knock it off. and also, even though you woke up at 3:15 this morning, with a little coaxing (i.e., me locking you out of my room for 45 minutes) you settled down until 5:50 am. which is an acceptable time for you to want to wake up.

    and you’re welcome for the grub.

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