arms control

(another conversation with haiku girl)
h-g: “how do i control my arms?”

hf: “what seems to be the problem?”

h-g: “they’re out of control!”

hf: “keep them down at your sides.”

h-g: “it’s not working!”

hf: “then take a valium.”
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there’s a section in my arms control text (helpfully titled arms control) called “preventing the spread of arms” which makes me sad because no one should hate hugs that much.

however, i love the class.

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6 responses to “arms control

  1. Stumbled upon your blog this morning. I dig the style. I read back a bunch of posts. Some fun stuff there. I will be back to see what is next.

    Cheers,

    Scott

  2. Preventing the spread of arms sounds very anti-Shiva. Don’t hate the destroyer, mama.

  3. now that i think about it, i really wish i would have all of a sudden started flailing my arms at the coffee shop and screamed as loud as i could “WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE CONTROL MY ARMS OH MY GOD I CAN’T CONTROL MY ARMS SOMEONE HELP” just to really embarass you, or at least freak you out. next time.

  4. hehehe

  5. scott – hi! make yourself at home, but no muddy footprints inside, please.

    chris – i know, mama. don’t hate.

    p-man – what’s odd is i don’t embarass easily. i would have let you keep doing that until i staged an arm control intervention or until you embarassed yourself.

    a-s – chuckle chuckle

  6. prevent the spread of arms.

    That’s just so—wrong.

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