nine things i’ll (definitely) never be

foisted upon yours truly by the utterly delish particleman…. and pawned off on… um… this is the part i’m not good at. pawned off on you. or you. or you. or you.

  1. a man
  2. an entemologist
  3. a chicken sexer
  4. a peanut farmer
  5. an interpretive dancer
  6. an astronaut
  7. a participant on the amazing race
  8. an adult film star
  9. a golden god
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7 responses to “nine things i’ll (definitely) never be

  1. i’m not sure how i feel about being delish, but since it’s coming from a girl, i won’t protest.

  2. I seem to remember us discussion chicken sexers at least once before, Heatherfeather. Perhaps you have an abnormal affection for the profession?

  3. I’m having a fun time sitting here and trying to imagine you as an entemologist. bwahahaha. I know you love bugs so much.

    Heather, you already are a Golden God.

  4. steve, i though alligator sexer would be too quirky.

    littlegoat, really people don’t believe me when i discuss just how terrified of bugs i am. thank god i don’t live in palmetto bug and wolf spider country anymore…

  5. comment in 7-5-7

    You am golden god to me
    list am off by one
    me worship you from afar

  6. Oh, la-dee-freakin’-da. I’m soooooo special. I’m too good to be a chicken sexer.

    Elitist.

  7. how do you know that i think i’m too good to be a chicken sexer?

    i don’t think i’m ANYWHERE good enough to sex chickens.

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