i used to own the ugliest couch in the world when i lived in georgia

as you can see, it was black and brown velour in the pattern of turkey feathers.

it was SO comfortable, could seat 6 easily, and sleep two friendly people.

the woman from whom i bought it told me that her husband named it “the jungle of love.” i almost decided not to buy it when she said that.


8 responses to “i used to own the ugliest couch in the world when i lived in georgia

  1. I have to say, I’ve never seen anything quite like it. And the “jungle of love” would certainly give one pause.
    Why are the ugliest couches the most-comfortable?? Is it not possible to make a really cool-looking couch comfortable? Do the couch police only let couch makers pick one thing: comfort or looks? When I had my first apartment, I had my grandma’s old couch. It was in perfect condition, super comfortable and ugly as sin. Bright ucky yellow with big ole flowers and brown colors in there. I don’t remember exactly. But it sure was comfy. Thank goodness for couch covers (which are a big pain in the buttocks)….

  2. mmMMMmmmturkeyfeathers…

    “the jungle of love”???

    Dang, if that couch could talk…
    me would slap it an tell it to shut up!

  3. jay are, sometimes i miss that couch… but not much.

    monstee – i decided to never ask the couch what it had seen for fear it would tell me…

  4. you know, if i wasn’t paying attention to the pic, i would’ve thought ernie was part of that couch. the “jungle of love” appears to have a very dodgy past. better that you didn’t try to figure it out…
    whatever happened to it anyway?

  5. … needs gravy.

  6. plm, i sold it to the girl that took over my lease.

    cherz, mmmmmmmm. gravy.

  7. holy cow. i bet that thing hides stains well.

  8. small mercies, sexylovepits. small mercies.

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