i can’t think of anything to say so i’ll talk monkeys in absurd situations

monkeys wearing backpacks and climbing rock faces

monkeys wearing party hats and lampshades and passed out under the coffee table

monkeys dealing poker (5 card stud)

monkeys roping cattle and swine and wearing fringed chaps

monkeys clubbing, drinking cristal and hennessey, surrounded by groupie monkeys

monkeys at a widespread panic concert wearing tie-dye and smoking herbal remedy

monkeys as correspondents on the daily show

monkeys driving for nascar

a giraffe in a miniskirt (okay, not a monkey, but the funny image that pops into your mind when someone doesn’t know the words and winds up singing “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong… neck?”)

here’s your question:

what color is the miniskirt?

7 responses to “monkey

  1. well, clearly it must be black. I don’t know for sure the color of her skirt (tho it should be black) but I know she has a long jacket. What I’d really like to know is if she has all the right allocations and all the good stuff, why is she trading her MG for a Chysler LeBaron? Why not a Porsche or something along those lines? Anyway, perhaps you’re not really referring to the girl with the long jacket, in which case this is all pointless.

  2. actually i was referring to the giraffe with the long neck and the miniskirt… but thanks for playing! ;)

  3. well, if it’s the giraffe’s miniskirt, then really it ought to be a dark brown perhaps, a rich chocolate brown. Red would clash with the orange, black would be —nyeh— but the dark brown would bring out her lovely spots.

    at which point, like you clearly stated, we’d have a ….girl with a short skirt and a looooong neck.

  4. I think the miniskirt is a unique combination of red, pink, and violet plaid combined with emerald and lemon paisleys. The fabric is poly-tweed, and stain-resistant, of course.

  5. Soylent green

  6. i can see up her skirt!

    the watcher in the woods comment – nobody i know has seen it (except for the kids in my 4th grade class – we had an evil teacher). i told one of my friends about it and he rented it and said it was stupid and not scary at all. i am still too afraid. never. again.

  7. monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS monchichies MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!

    i sure do love me some monkeys:)

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