my phone service is non-existent. not in the “you are between towers” way, but in the way that i can’t place outgoing calls, send text messages (i’m assuming i can’t receive these either). and yes, smarty mcsmartass, i did pay my bill.
so if i’m s’posed to call, then sorry about that.
if you need me, email me!
update: stupid thing started working again. although i have been provided with great methods for attracting hunky firefighters and ornithologists in the comments.