quick, hide your parking meters!

i admitted to someone yesterday that i will flirt with anything that stands still long enough. even a parking meter.

however, i wanted to throw it out there that if you have ever been the target of my flirting, be confident that i find you far more attractive and interesting than parking meters.

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2 responses to “quick, hide your parking meters!

  1. Lucky parking meters. In the last six and a half years, one woman has flirted with me — a gal at Pottery Barn, whom I’m pretty sure was drunk. Some sort of chemical element in my wedding ring is being absorbed into my skin and transformed into flirt repellant.

    The good news for you is that this does not happen to women — my wife continues to draw glances from myriad guys who are stronger, better looking and, I am sure, wealthier than me.

  2. chris, i do find you far more attractive and interesting than parking meters. and i can’t believe that i haven’t flirted with you. it may be the ring – even online i’m a little skeevy about flirting with married guys.

    what can you do?

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