her brain resembled soylent green

i was reading at larissa’s place, and came across 2 memes. since i can’t be bothered to do a proper post, i’m going to meme.

google “Yourname needs” and list 10.

  1. heather needs a rest
  2. heather needs two therapists
  3. heather needs a childhood, by bill o’reilly
  4. heather needs to access information ubiquitously to provide answers to client questions
  5. heather needs a family who will commit to her one hundred percent.
  6. heather needs an environment thatallows her to follow her own instincts and ambitions
  7. heather needs to reserve a date later in the year when the weather is nicer
  8. heather needs a cape to tire her bull and prepare it for the kill
  9. heather needs to start wearing a brassiere
  10. heather needs a variety of intellectual pursuits.

most of these are true, or would be true with a minor verb tweak here and there.

second meme (been going around for a while, haven’t gotten around to it):

snake the 5th sentence of your 23rd post in your archives.

“There was a really nice sunken jaccuzi tub, a european shower, a dressing area (it was about as big as my apartment is now), with 2 doors leading off of it. “


3 responses to “her brain resembled soylent green

  1. ok – i skipped a few nonsensical and repeats – but this cracked me up:

    1. James Needs Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell

    2. James Needs A Hat Petition, hosted at PetitionOnline.com.

    3. James Needs your coke

    4. James Needs to Be Protected from Development

    5. Ultimately, James needs to point out the University’s policies and goals that apply to this situation. Further, James needs to tell Dave that if he continues to discriminate unfairly, he will be obligated to contact Dave’s manager

    6. James needs a little help

    7. James needs to pick on Campbell’s weaknesses

    8. James needs to refine virtual hosting for mailet processing.

    9. James needs to say this stuff, not his mother, not a spokesperson, and_most definitely not a lawyer.

    10. James needs to get off his fat ass and fix it.

  2. maryam needs to stop cheating, because she lists 11

    1.Maryam needs help with her English
    2.Maryam needs monetary help
    3.Maryam needs surgery to heal wounds she suffered during the multiple attacks on her
    4.Maryam needs her own weblog
    5.Maryam needs a lollipop to cheer up
    6.Maryam needs you most!
    7.Maryam needs to start looking for her dates down by the shipping docks
    8.Maryam needs To stop whining so much
    9.maryam needs to learn What is good and What is bad first
    10.Maryam needs to get a footie boyfriend who looks like David … man!
    11.DJ maryam needs More attention!

  3. Google’s thought:

    Amy needs: 10) New shoes.

    My thought:


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